Welcome to the New Happy Hoe Website!
Like the seasons (and menopause), change is inevitable.
Bear with me as there may be more snafus with this new
website
Like the seasons (and menopause), change is inevitable.
Bear with me as there may be more snafus with this new
website
NEW FOR SPRING 2012!
The Happy Hoe Herb Farm brings love, sex, and naughtiness to your garden with collection of salacious seed like nothing you've ever seen! A botanical bordello of naughty by nature plant seed - Horehound, Cumin, Erecta Pinks. Create an erotic love garden or give them away for giggles, slams, or winks.
More coming soon! I'm working on how and where to put descriptions for these.
The Happy Hoe Herb Farm brings love, sex, and naughtiness to your garden with collection of salacious seed like nothing you've ever seen! A botanical bordello of naughty by nature plant seed - Horehound, Cumin, Erecta Pinks. Create an erotic love garden or give them away for giggles, slams, or winks.
More coming soon! I'm working on how and where to put descriptions for these.
 WEE WILLY SWEET WILLIAM $ 2.00 |
 ONLY THE LONELY NICOTINA $ 2.00 |
 LOVE IN A MIST $ 2.00 |
 RAMROD SALAD ONION $ 2.00 |
Our updated site has recycled garden art, links to some great organizations, garden events, and "do good" stuff along with a good dose of humor and hopefully some information you can use.
We also have awesome t-shirts, mugs, and hoe bags so you can be pimping in style!
Art d' Earth
The Happy Hoe is a great believer in recycle and reuse. We plan to offer unique, one of a kind pieces of Art d'Earth - recycled garden art. Unusual planters, garden angels, bird feeders, plant markers, and cool shiny things.
Give Your Plants A Lift! ** Interesting story...I was contacted the other day by the creator of this fantastic bra planter. Julie downunder in Aussieland wanted to make people smile with a fun statement for breast cancer awareness. Implants never looked so beautiful! Here's to Julie and her uplifting garden craft humor! You are a Happy Hoe indeed!** T-SHIRTS!!!  $ 15.00 What better way to win friends and influence people than with a Happy Hoe T-Shirt!?! A conversation starter for sure! Don't be shy; let your Hoe flag fly! FREE SEEDS!
The seed giveaway has been going great and they're going fast! I currently have dill, self-heal and feverfew seeds gathered from the garden.
Just scroll down to the Contact Us section, fill out the contact form and I'll send you a nice seed packet to plant in Spring. Supplies are limited. You Can Find Us on Facebook
Tell the world that you like your hoe!
CONTACT US |
The Perfect Gift For Your Favorite Hoe Bag!  $ 8.00 This 100% natural cotton canvas bag is superhandy, enviro-friendly, and cute to boot! You'll certainly be an icon of function, fashion, and fun! 14"x14"x3" "I got my tote bag today. I love it…I wore it around the office like I was on the catwalk for a bit. Everyone was jealous. They were all saying “ohhh! And looking all melancholy." - Cindy Holden
I love the Happy Hoe!!! and my Hoe Bag!! - Karin Brown Recycled Glass Rooters
Made from salvaged glass, beads & wire, these "hoe-made" rooters are perfect to start the cuttings you steal from your neighbor's yard or pinch off at the nursery.
(I promise I'll never tell!) Sacred plants.
Incredibly interesting seeds and books. Not for minors or weak minders. Just Call Me Elly May Clampett!
Who could resist a photo op with Baby Bruce!?!
The Hoe Gets Noticed Internationally Dig this...The Hoe was interviewed by a post graduate journalism student from the London College of Fashion for a project about the relationship of women and gardening. And here is the mock magazine, Good Housekeeping Gardens that was created featuring yours truly. Kudos to Ms. Holly Lowe for doing such a wonderful job! Yeah, I know...there's no link. The link was no longer good so I deleted it. Oh well, trust me...I'm big in England! 
 If you ever wanted to be a worm farmer, here's where you can get your stock.
I do worm composting so fee free to ask me any questions. |
"I received the cup yesterday. Zazzle got it here in a timely manner considering it was a holiday weekend and all." - Kandi Tarr
"The mug is the BEST too- its quite large and I DO appreciate that! "
- C. Holden
